My daughter told me that there is a new energy drink called "Anal Blast"? Apparently, it's for gay men. |
| What a name for an energy drink. |
Is the word "anal" considered a curse word ? i'm doing this project on Slipknot fer SCHOOL. lol emphasis on school.
and its says their is a member who was part of a group called "Anal Blasts" is this appropriate ? I mean my teacher read it, but maybe forgot to comment to not say it.
**this is a verbal presentation so i will have to say anal take note snitchesz. xD** |
| It's not a curse word unless you use the slang term which is ****ole. |
My fiance really wants to do anal? We're very comfortable with each other and we always have a blast in bed, but lately he keeps bringing up wanting to try anal. I'm not comfortable with it and I hear it hurts, so I'm just avoiding it completely.
He told me he would take his time and be gentle...but he's well endowed and I'm worried that I wont even be able to relax. Why are men so obsessed with anal? What's so special about it? |
They're "obsessed" because it's something foreign. It's something he hasn't done before and he's curious. The butt is tighter because of they sphincter muscles so it provides a different sensation for the guy.
A lot of people say it hurts, but it only hurts if you're not relaxed and you're unintentionally tightening your body. My friend absolutely loves anal sex. She says it's the only way she's had multiple orgasms, through having anal sex.
I haven't tried it yet, I've entertained the idea, and I know my boyfriend is curious, so why not give it a whirl once and if you don't like it, you can tell him you tried it and you're not going to do it again.
The key to successful anal is to be COMPLETELY relaxed, not tense, use sufficient lube and to have him go super slow. If he goes slow your body will become accustomed to that being in that area and it will loosen up. It hurts if you force it, or go fast. The thing most people don't know is that the anus has TWO sets of muscles. The outer sphincter and then a second one on the INSIDE. So guys will get past the first and be like "cool!" and force it in and that's where he'll hit the inner sphincter and hurt the girl. This is not a type of sex to do fast, quick, or rough. Do it right and you shouldn't be in pain. |
Why does my cat poop bloody anal boogers? It growls then blasts them out. Sometimes they is blood and mucas mixed in with them. Anyone know why? |
| Scoop it up and get to the vet! |
Do any of you wives get upset with your husband when he turns the stereo on loud at your party? Hubby turns on stereo on what YOU PERCEIVE as being too loud. The guests are dancing and singing to the music having a blast but you don't like the music that loud. So you go off on him. Can you relate or is my wife anal? |
| If the music is too loud, you're too old!! |
I need some death metal bands? Hi I'm 14 yr girl and I want some Death Metal bands please, preferably classic stuff like Death, and *maybe* some Black Metal, no Satanic stuff please or anything about raping babies and eating tampons and stuff (you may think thats stupid but Ive heard of this band called Anal Blast and omg..). Thanks! I love DEATH and Chuck Schuldiner. Also tell me the best album by the band :)
thanx xoxoxo:D |
Classic death metal is pretty rule.
Morbid Angel: Altars of Madness
Dismember: Like an Ever Flowing Stream
Dead Congregation: Graves of The Archangels (more modern but has a classic sound)
Autopsy: Mental Funeral
Carnage: Dark Recollections
Incantation: Diabolical Conquest
Malevolent Creation: Retribution
Obituary: The End Complete
Kataklysm: Serenity In Fire
Entombed: Clandestine
For more technical stuff-
Atheist: Unquestionable Presence
Suffocation: Pierced From Within
Necrophagist: Epitaph
Martyr: Warp Zone
Death is the best metal band to ever exist in the history of time (obviously my opinion). Get all of their stuff. All of it. |
What the Hell is Screamo? Look, there is a reason genre's have names. Some guy calls see you next tuesday, anal blast, despised icon and the like "screamo". He said, hey, come to this screamo show. It was a bunch of pop-core bands and one grindcore band.
Can someone explain to me what bands are ACTUALLY screamo? |
| Screamo was an aggressive, dissonant off-shoot of emo and post-hardcore that originated in Southern California in 1991. Some bands of the movement include Heroin, Antioch Arrow, Angel Hair, Mohinder, Swing Kids, Clikatat Ikatowi, Portraits of Past, Orchid, Hot Cross, and Saetia. |
For true slipknot fans only? does anyone know where i can find some of the songs of the members other bands? like joey jordisons anal blast, ive tried using ares but i didnt find much. if any of u all know some webistes that might be of help plz give me the link |
| mp3.baidu.com/m?f=ms&tn=baidump3&… |
Embarrassing fart situation? So the other night I'm at my girlfriend's parents' house, we're eating dinner and I excuse myself to use the bathroom, which is RIGHT NEXT to the dining room. I go in there, and while I'm in there I can hear them chatting and laughing, and then right when they get quiet, I let go of probably the loudest anal blast you can imagine. It sounded inhuman. It was roughly similar to the Godzilla roar. Needless to say, there was a painful awkward silence and it took all the strength in the world to come out of that bathroom and show my face again. Everyone acted like nothing happened, but that just made it worse.
What I'm asking is, how the hell do you recover from something like this? Why must I suffer for something I had no control over? Should I break the ice about it later to her parents, or just let it go? |
I vote you do what you did before: just let it go!
Uh, next time you feel the urge for a Kodak Moment, try to use a more secluded bathroom. Everyone will understand, and appreciate, your courtesy. |